emotional damage: -50 pips — every forex trader’s daily reality in one sweatshirt.
This funny, minimalist sweater is perfect for traders who live through market volatility, stop hunts, fake breakouts, and every painful -50 pips moment.

Soft, comfortable, and stylish, this unisex sweatshirt is ideal for forex traders, day traders, crypto lovers, or anyone who appreciates good trading humor.

⭐ Features

Premium unisex sweatshirt

Soft and warm fabric for daily comfort

Clean, minimalist typography design

Perfect for traders, analysts, and finance enthusiasts

Great gift for birthdays, holidays, trading friends, or coworkers

🎁 Who Will Love It

Forex traders

Crypto traders

Stock market fans

Trading meme lovers

Anyone who’s ever yelled at a chart
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; optional embroidery placements (chest, wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean