Tears of Short Sellers Flask | Funny Stock Market Gift for Day Traders, Crypto Investors & Hodlers | 6oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask
Tears of Short Sellers Flask | Funny Stock Market Gift for Day Traders, Crypto Investors & Hodlers | 6oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask
$40.41 $44.90
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Celebrate the sweet taste of winning trades with this 6oz stainless steel flask, designed for traders, investors, and stock market enthusiasts who enjoy a little financial humor.
Featuring a vintage-style label with the phrase “Tears of Short Sellers – 100% Salty”, this flask is a perfect conversation starter and a bold gift for bullish minds.
🔸 Product Details
- Durable 100% stainless steel construction
- Leak-proof screw lid with secure latch
- Double-wall insulation to hold temperature
- Powder-coated finish with UV DTF printed design
- Compact 6oz size — hand wash only
🎁 Perfect Gift For
▪ Stock traders & investors
▪ Wall Street & market lovers
▪ Finance humor fans
▪ Birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, trader desk gifts
Whether you’re celebrating a short squeeze, a green portfolio, or just good market vibes — this flask delivers maximum volatility with minimum spills.
⚠️ Caution: High Volatility.