The smoothest drink on Wall Street: Tears of Short Sellers.

Nothing tastes better than a successful trade. Pour yourself a victory drink in this "Tears of Short Sellers" whiskey glass. Designed for the Bulls, the Diamond Hands, and the Hodlers who know how to survive the squeeze.
Whether you are watching the charts turn green or relaxing after the market closes, this glass serves as a reminder that patience pays off (and short sellers pay up). Ideally sized for a neat pour of your favorite bourbon, scotch, or whiskey.
Product Features:
Design: Premium vintage-style label print featuring "Tears of Short Sellers - 100% Salty - Caution: High Volatility".
Material: High-quality, clear glass with a heavy base for a premium feel.
Size: 6oz (approx. 177ml) – Classic size, perfect for drinking neat or on the rocks.
Style: Classic lowball / old-fashioned shape.
Perfect Gift For:
Day Traders & Stock Brokers
Crypto Enthusiasts (BTC, ETH, Altcoins)
Financial Advisors with a sense of humor
Father’s Day, Christmas, or promotion gifts for him.

Care instructions
- Hand wash only