NOTE: The red one is currently out of stock. Don't forget to add it to your favorites for restocking updates.

Are your charts flashing red? Did you just "buy the top" again because of major FOMO? Don't panic. The doctor is in.
Introducing the ultimate remedy for volatile markets: Dr. FOMO's Calming Tonic Flask.

This isn't just a hip flask; it's essential survival gear for anyone obsessed with stocks, crypto, or Forex. Designed with a hilarious vintage "snake oil" elixir label, it promises to cure the urge to buy green candles at their peak.
Fill it with your favorite "liquid courage" (whiskey, bourbon, or actual calming tea—we don't judge) and keep it on your trading desk for those high-stress moments when the market decides to dump.

This is the perfect gag gift for that friend who checks their portfolio every 5 minutes, the day trader partner, or the Wall Street enthusiast in your life. It's guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who knows the pain of a bad trade.

High-Quality Build: Durable stainless steel hip flask with a secure screw-top cap.
Vintage Design: The "Dr. FOMO" label is printed with a high-quality, aged parchment look.
Colors: Currently available in sleek White and classic Navy Blue.
Please Note: The Red option is currently Out of Stock and will be restocked soon.

🔸 Product Details

- Durable 100% stainless steel construction
- Leak-proof screw lid with secure latch
- Double-wall insulation to hold temperature
- Powder-coated finish with UV DTF printed design
- Compact 6oz size — hand wash only

🎁 Perfect Gift For

▪ Stock traders & investors
▪ Wall Street & market lovers
▪ Finance humor fans
▪ Birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, trader desk gifts

Whether you’re celebrating a short squeeze, a green portfolio, or just good market vibes — this flask delivers maximum volatility with minimum spills.

⚠️ Caution: High Volatility.