Market closed red? Portfolio down 20% because you FOMO'd into a pump at the absolute peak? Don't worry, the doctor has just the prescription you need.
Introducing the Dr. FOMO's Calming Tonic Whiskey Glass. The only approved cure for the stress of volatile markets and questionable trading decisions.

This high-quality rocks glass features the hilarious vintage "snake oil" label design, promising to "Cure Buying the Top." It’s the perfect vessel for your favorite bourbon, scotch, or whatever "tonic" you require after staring at charts all day.
When the candlesticks turn ugly, pour yourself a stiff dose of reality and let Dr. FOMO soothe the pain.

An excellent gift for the day trader, long-term investor, crypto enthusiast, or that friend on Wall Street Bets who needs to learn when to sell. It looks great on a home bar or sitting right next to a trading monitor setup.

Classic Design: A sturdy, heavy-base rocks glass (lowball glass), perfect for a neat pour or on the rocks (as pictured).
High-Quality Print: The vintage-style label is printed durably onto the glass, designed to withstand regular use.
The Ultimate "Cure": Best enjoyed after 4:00 PM EST (or whenever the crypto markets crash).

Drink responsibly, trade responsibly, and stop buying the top! Add this essential piece of trading gear to your cart today.